Trooper Bash thought you all might enjoy some hospital food!
Please enjoy, and help Trooper and the other pups at
Furever Dachshund Rescue
if you can.
You can donate here
Of course, if you burn your paws while BBQing, you might just end up at the hospital!
Our "Burnt Finger BBQ" is a nice Tenderloin of Beef wrapped in Bacon! and BBQ'd to perfection!
If you only singe your paws, we have these wonderful Bacon! and Egg scented bandages you can use!
Available at our First Aid station!
These really aren't left over from surgery!!
But our little Nip and Bacon! Beer Eyeballs are really tasty!! Comes in a two pack, or by the dozen!
"Dem bones, dem bones those dry bones!"
I promise ours are not dry! Comes in assorted flavors with Nip and Bacon! Beer dipping sauce!
Our Hospital Hoagy!
Very tasty with Salami, Ham, Corned Beef, Cappicola, Bacon!, and two different cheeses. Better share though, eating a whole one might make you comatose!!
If you visit our maternity floor you might just catch a glimpse of our special Pupcakes! Available in singles, twins, and litters!
The Ambulance Ride!!
Bacon! Beer in a Bacon! Mug?
Naturally we have Bacon! Cheese Toast to go with that!
You'd better take your medicine, unless you'd rather have one of these shots! In Niptini, Meowgarita, and Doguiri flavors!
For all of those working the nightshift!
Our tasty Coffee is always fresh!
Or, how about a nice cup of Hot Cocoa? Also available with Bailey's or Irish Cream!